But hey at least I'm consistent in my inconsistency.
Dude, if I wasn't so fucking traumatized...the world would be so fucked. I could do anything! I could literally do whatever I wanted if I could just lock up and throw away all the broken and fucking wrecked parts of me that seem to keep me from ever achieving the things I'm probably capable of.
I have so many ideas. Is there a job where you just give people great ideas? I want that job. I'd win awards in idea'ing. The best damn idea bitch there ever was. Can someone just make it a job for me?
I'm tired of feeling like I'm working for nothing. I'd like a little recognition...but maybe that's my god complex? Those are a hell of a drug mother fuckers!!
Or I'm a little mani mani not so sani.
Who knows? Not me. Not sky daddy. Or the flying spaghetti monster.
Oh yeah, I'm awesome. And traumatized...traumawesome <3 if you will.
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